★★★

What on earth is this movie. It feels like a sequel to another movie or something, it just starts in medias res and doesn’t establish any of its stakes and nothing makes sense and none of the characters are remotely likeable???? Are we supposed to think that king arthur and merlin etc. are a good thing or a bad thing?? Why’s everything so graphically violent and horrible??? Why is the actor that plays arthur so off-putting??? And it’s 2.5 hours long????? Huh? Whuh?? Zuh???! Three stars