★★★

Ok here’s the math for this movie.

  • “crimson permanent assurance” smash that 5 stars button. Unimpeachable. Best thing they ever made.
  • The title sequence gets 4 stars. It’s good.
  • “Every sperm is sacred” is a 4.5 star bit, but it inspired seth mcfarlane to make musical comedy, so penalty awarded and reduced to 3 stars.
  • “Growth and learning” I’m starting to check out. 2.5 stars. I’m starting to laugh again when the rugby part starts.
  • “Fighting each other” good bits. Funny stuff. 3.5 stars.
  • “The middle of the film” is a fan favorite (I’m a fan). 4 stars.
  • “The middle ages” oh here I go checking out again. I dunno. I like when the guy doesn’t have any curiosity about anything. 3 stars?
  • “Live organ transplants” lmao. It’s the small details in this one that make me laff. 4 stars.
  • “Galaxy song” is widely beloved and kind of the centerpiece of the film but it reminds me of how annoying neil degrasse tyson type people are. 2 stars sorry.
  • “The autumn years” is really funny and gross, a 4.5 star bit. Plus it made quentin tarantino almost throw up once, which gets a bonus awarded up to 5 stars.
  • “The meaning of life” hmm. This joke would be funnier if there wasn’t already a lot of racist humor that I’m not sure they realized is very racist. 3 stars.
  • “Death” lmao omg. 4.5 stars.
  • “Christmas in heaven” idg the point of this one. 2 stars.
  • “The end of the film” they probably should have put more effort into this part. 1.5 stars.

All in all a bumpy ride, much like that very life itself which we all know and love. I wish the ending was better, much like that very life itself which we all know and love. Thanks for reading!