Jekyll2023-07-27T03:54:02+00:00https://mork.page/feed.xmltwitter is dying. ill post here instead ! current followers: 90 billion tgrilllionmork2023-07-26T00:00:00+00:002023-07-26T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/07/26/venture-bros-radiant-is-the-blood-of-the-baboon-heart<p>★★★</p> <p>It’s not a good “movie” but it’s a reasonably good condensed season of television they didn’t get to make. I am glad they got to make this. One thing about Venture Bros. is they continually got better at making it to the point where every season is a mile ahead of the last one in terms of sheer technical storytelling prowess. This movie is not a refinement or progression of the show, it might even be a little bit worse than the last season was. But you get to see your favorite pals get up to one last ride and some questions you never actually cared about are finally answered about them. Go team venture!</p>mork

★★★ It’s not a good “movie” but it’s a reasonably good condensed season of television they didn’t get to make. I am glad they got to make this. One thing about Venture Bros. is they continually got better at making it to the point where every season is a mile ahead of the last one in terms of sheer technical storytelling prowess. This movie is not a refinement or progression of the show, it might even be a little bit worse than the last season was. But you get to see your favorite pals get up to one last ride and some questions you never actually cared about are finally answered about them. Go team venture!

2023-07-12T00:00:00+00:002023-07-12T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/07/12/blackberry<p>★★★★</p> <p>Glenn Howerton plays the scariest guy to ever exist, wow. Amazing performances throughout, very well shot and edited. A lot of the comedic scenes were really, really good, I laughed a lot. I should say this movie is extremely sinophobic in a way that was not relevant to the main plot and very distracting to me. But otherwise I had a really great time.</p>mork

★★★★ Glenn Howerton plays the scariest guy to ever exist, wow. Amazing performances throughout, very well shot and edited. A lot of the comedic scenes were really, really good, I laughed a lot. I should say this movie is extremely sinophobic in a way that was not relevant to the main plot and very distracting to me. But otherwise I had a really great time.

2023-07-08T00:00:00+00:002023-07-08T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/07/08/cocaine-bear<p>★★</p> <p>Wow this is tonally all over the place. They should have sat down and figured out what kind of movie they wanted to make before they started filming. Also they should have let the only funny people in the movie live for more than five minutes. Also they probably shouldn’t have made this in general.</p>mork

★★ Wow this is tonally all over the place. They should have sat down and figured out what kind of movie they wanted to make before they started filming. Also they should have let the only funny people in the movie live for more than five minutes. Also they probably shouldn’t have made this in general.

2023-07-02T00:00:00+00:002023-07-02T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/07/02/john-wick-4<p>★★★</p> <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XzFhZ5hrTqY?controls=0&amp;start=31" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>mork

★★★

2023-06-21T00:00:00+00:002023-06-21T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/21/hannibal-rising<p>★★</p> <p>I gotta respect them for making a movie that is unabashedly pro Hannibal. Like it’s kind of weird that he eats those guys faces and stuff but… They definitely had it coming. When I was watching this I kept thinking that this movie would be indistinguishable from something like Taken if only Hannibal stopped just short of eating their faces off. Maybe that says more about Taken than it does about Hannibal though.</p>mork

★★ I gotta respect them for making a movie that is unabashedly pro Hannibal. Like it’s kind of weird that he eats those guys faces and stuff but… They definitely had it coming. When I was watching this I kept thinking that this movie would be indistinguishable from something like Taken if only Hannibal stopped just short of eating their faces off. Maybe that says more about Taken than it does about Hannibal though.

2023-06-15T00:00:00+00:002023-06-15T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/15/m3gan<p>★★★</p> <p>Totally competent and kind of fun. Similar to how I felt about <a href="/film/2022/03/05/kimi.html">Kimi (2022)</a>, I did not think the representation of a dipshit tech company was very realistic. But that is fine, I will not be annoying about it except in private to my friends immediately after watching this.</p>mork

★★★ Totally competent and kind of fun. Similar to how I felt about Kimi (2022), I did not think the representation of a dipshit tech company was very realistic. But that is fine, I will not be annoying about it except in private to my friends immediately after watching this.

2023-06-15T00:00:00+00:002023-06-15T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/15/the-blackcoats-daughter<p>★★★</p> <p>I do not know exactly why this one wasn’t hittin’ for me, but it weren’t. Still looked good and felt compelling enough tho.</p>mork

★★★ I do not know exactly why this one wasn’t hittin’ for me, but it weren’t. Still looked good and felt compelling enough tho.

2023-06-14T00:00:00+00:002023-06-14T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/14/constantine<p>★★★★</p> <p>One of the last mid-budget blockbuster type movies that visually looks amazing. I am saying this as a statement without backing it up but you know I’m right.</p>mork

★★★★ One of the last mid-budget blockbuster type movies that visually looks amazing. I am saying this as a statement without backing it up but you know I’m right.

2023-06-13T00:00:00+00:002023-06-13T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/13/logan-lucky<p>★★★★</p> <p>Yee Haw</p>mork

★★★★ Yee Haw

2023-06-03T00:00:00+00:002023-06-03T00:00:00+00:00https://mork.page/film/2023/06/03/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles<p>★★★</p> <p>This is not the movie I remembered from my childhood. Nothing in this movie makes any sense. The scenes don’t flow into each other at all. I think this is one of the worst scripts of all time. But it’s very visually inventive and interesting to watch and honestly pretty fun. The turtles are so scary looking.</p>mork

★★★ This is not the movie I remembered from my childhood. Nothing in this movie makes any sense. The scenes don’t flow into each other at all. I think this is one of the worst scripts of all time. But it’s very visually inventive and interesting to watch and honestly pretty fun. The turtles are so scary looking.